How old am I???

I was watching the news, excited that they were talking about Mr. President-Elect. But, as I watched, I remembered standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial when I went on a family vacation to Washington D.C. My point to this seemingly boring story? I did the math. I was standing on those exact same steps nearly 20 years ago. TWENTY! No!!!!!! When did I get that old? I thought never would be the day that I could say anything more than "it's been 20 years since I was born." Yikes! This makes me realize how worthless my life is and that I need a plan to make it better than it is tonight. And I will. With a little help from my friends, of course. Any of you famous yet?